---------------- Mmm... you can really taste the free kickVANCOUVER WHITECAPS FC VS. TORONTO FC
Swangard Stadium - Wednesday 10:30PM EST
TV: SPORTSNET EAST & WEST (11PM Tape Delay)
LIVE ONLINE: canadasoccer.com
"Qu'est-ce que vous drinkez? Nous drinkez caffeine allez!" TFC fans will have to load up on the espresso if they want to stay up for the club's third match in the 2010 NutCan aka The Canadian Championship. The late Pacific Time start (screw you and your giant ocean BC) is made worse by Sportsnet's insistence that anyone in Toronto (or likely Vancouver) gives a toss about The Memorial Cup. There's only one cup on the night and that is The Voyageurs' Cup... er Trophy. Even though it's a school night, it'll be worth the Thursday red eyes as a TFC win could clinch the NutCan (insert joke here) for the second year in a row. "Yo homes to BC!"
MANUFACTURED DERBY NAME: "The Four Hour Flight Derby"
"CAP" KILLERS: Jay Nolly GK, Marlon James FW, Marcus Haber MF
RED-EYED & READY: Stefan Frei GK, Chad Barrett FW, Adrian Cann D
THE ODDS:
- MAKSIM USANOV "BREAKING" SOMEONE: 3-1
- CRAIG FORREST SAYING "LENARDUZZI" 10 TIMES: 5-2
- POT SMOKE, NOT FLARES, IN STANDS: 3-5
- DISCOVERY OF A LOST NASH BROTHER: 7-1
WHO ARE YA?:
- "Vancouver" is an ancient Dutch word meaning "Wagon Blanket"
- Expo '86 credited with "advancing bong technology" by decades
- There are plans to erect an 80 foot statue of Tommy Chong in downtown Vancouver
- Citizens are referred to as Vancouverdelphians; the main industry is "good times and positive vibes"; highest "Cheetohs" customers per capita in North America
“BITCHY” THE BMO FIELD HAWK SAYS: 2-1 Toronto
"WINGER" THE WHITECAPS MASCOT SAYS: 1-0 'Caps
HEADLINE: "BLOG WRITER EATS BC BROWNIE AT SWANGARD - FOOTBALLS, RAINBOWS, BOOBIES... IS THAT AN ELK? I CAN TOUCH SOUND!"
HEADLINE: "BLOG WRITER EATS BC BROWNIE AT SWANGARD - FOOTBALLS, RAINBOWS, BOOBIES... IS THAT AN ELK? I CAN TOUCH SOUND!"
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i can touch sound lol!
ReplyDeletei'd be happy with a draw realistically since we'll likely be tired after saturday. then hopefully we can lay the beatdown at BMO and celebrate the win on home turf....uh home grass :)
I want to say I am Ghanaian born and live in Toronto and to come across the Heart Of Oak picture was a wondrous surprise. I am born in Accra and my uncle did play for Hearts in the 1980's. Thank you for a great thing. I follow the TFC now too and think that tonight may be a draw. Peace
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