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Monday, August 30, 2010

THE STARTING 11: Toronto FC-related CNE attractions

Last one to fall off is TFC's new striker

As the last few hours of August slip away, the signs of summer's end are upon us. Oooh, I've gone all Robert Frost. Alas, (so highbrow!) the first leaves are beginning to fall, the sun is setting that wee bit earlier... and of course Toronto FC is slipping out of the playoff picture. It's the circle of life! Of course in Toronto, summer's end is marked by the last days the Canadian National Exhibition. It is the annual fair where foods that should never meet are married in unholy unions, where filthy carnies try to hook-up with your little sister, where every ride could be your last and where mullets roam wild across the landscape - free from urban ridicule. This year's "Ex" packed in all of that "fun" but also included some very special attractions courtesy of Exhibition Place tenants Toronto FC...
 
11. Bungee Jump off of Jon Conway
 
10. The Ali Gerba vs. Collin Samuel X-Treme Corn Dog Thrown Down
 
9. O'Brian White races a three-legged mule
 
8. Chip Butty Ice Cream Sandwiches
 
7. Gerry Dobson & Craig Forrest sing the hits of Pet Shop Boys
 
6. Tom Anselmi's House of Mirrors
 
5. Jacob Peterson: "The Invisible Man"
 
4. The Chaditron
 
3. Nick La Brocca's Legal & Financial Info Kiosk
 
2. Maxim Usanov punches The Superdogs
 
1. Whack-A-Mo

The Chaditron: May cause cramping

2 comments:

  1. I'll be playing that last one for sure,

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  2. Let's hope Tom Anselmi knows how to play Whack-a-Mo. Whack-a-Preki would be good too.

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