The Yorkies' Regular Features

Starting 11       The Word       The Matchup       After 90       The South Stand Report

Saturday, October 30, 2010

THE STARTING 11: Halloween Special! Toronto FC Horror Movies

"Return Of The Football Dead" - Aaaahhhh!!! Aim for the brains!

Hey, I heard you there... stop writing your own jokes! We all know that the last four years of Toronto FC football has been a series of frightening scenes poorly mashed together with an inevitable death at the end - that of course being our hopes of having a winning team. On this Halloween (as we wait for an unexpected German hero to save us from our demons), we sit in the dark, in our scary Laurent Robert shirts, and flip through the channels looking for creepy TFC movies...
 
11. "Dawn of the Dead Franchise"
 
10. "The Calamityville Horror"
 
9. "Invasion Of The Butty Snatchers"
 
8. "Drag Me To Columbus"
 
7. "Bram Stoker's Chadula"
 
6. "Let The Right Wing In"
 
5. "Silence Of The Fans"
 
4. "A Latvian Wrewlf In Trnto"
 
3. "Mo'sBarry's Baby"
 
2. "Nightmare From Bay Street"
 
1. "I Know What You Didn't Win Last Summer"

2 comments:

  1. "Let the right wing in"... Hilarious! Hahaha

    ReplyDelete
  2. Hey, this is ML$E we are talking about.

    Maybe the whole thing is a smokescreen. You think Baresi or Donadoni is going to take orders from JK? Maybe JK is coming to help Dichio get his coaching license? Earl's been heard whistling..."movin'on up" Jimmy B. is hard at work searching down "future prospects" on Football Manager 2011.

    Horse feathers, I say.......ML$E does not change that fast.12k renewed, TA is smiling.

    ReplyDelete