So empty... so erotic.
It's sad to think of a poor editor watching hours of tape chronicling TFC's disastrous 2012 season in order to splice together a pseudo-highlight reel. What to choose? Lingering shots of Terry Dunfield's sock tassels blowing in the summer breeze? Bitchy The Hawk giving her ladyplummage the once-over? Wiedeman? Sometimes it's all how you sell the video as seen in the zenith of subtitled movie names "Breakin' 2: Electric Boogaloo". If viewers are so excited by the title: or subtitle - they'll watch any old crap! (Coming Soon: "TFC 7: Electric Boogaloo") So, for that editor sitting alone in his suite on this New Year's Eve we offer these subtitles to help make 2012: Seem Less Crappy
11. 2012: No Payne, No Gain
10. 2012: FreiFall
9. 2012: Winter to Mariner - Contrasts in Ineptitude
8. 2012: The Hangover VI - Hot Escobar Nightz
7. 2012: The Hunt for the # 1 Draft Pick
6. 2012: The Five Year Plan II: The Plannening
5. 2012: The Expendables VI
4. 2012: 50 Shades of Empty Grey Section Seats
3. 2012: The Hobbit - An Unexpected Loan to LDU Quito
2. 2012: A Slightly Less Fistful of Dollars
1. 2012: Lose Hard With A Vengeance
HAPPY NEW YEAR TO ALL OF OUR READERS!
THE ONLY WAY IS UP... RIGHT?