RUMOUR: Crazy Mouse to TFC
TV: SPORTSNET ONE
As if the eternally screaming tannoy, ear-cringing racket of promotional thunderstickery, live musical patio cacophony and doofuss-baiting shirt cannons aren't enough to Yankee-fy the TFC "match-day experience" - we have been gifted a Friday night fixture. Like a middle finger with "High School USA" written down the middle, we trudge through the CNE on a day never meant for (real) football. The "passion" couldn't be at lower ebb.
TORONTO: Joe Bendik, Ashtone Morgan, Alvaro Rey
NEW ENGLAND: Diego Fagundez, Andrew Farrell, Jose Goncalves
- Maxi Urruti getting a full 90 Minutes: 10-1
- Maxi Urruti getting a 45 Minute run-out: 5-1
- Maxi Urruti standing in line at the Polar Express during match: 2-1
Every year, TFC supporters have to trek through the madness that is the Canadian National Exhibition for at least one corndog-scented fixture. This year, the CNE has been dogged by food violations and worse - bouts of gastroenteritis in patrons. TFC would like to remind fans that none of their concessions have fallen prey to the CNE-bug however and the following food stands have been added to handle the Food Building's overflow:
- "5 YEAR SLOW PULLED PORK"
- "MARK BLOOM'S ONION"
- "COLLIN SAMUEL EATS YOUR PIE"
- "CHEF KEV'S 'GET USED TO EAT'"