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Thursday, June 5, 2014

THE MATCHUP: The first rumblings...

Manufactured Derby Name?

TORONTO VS. SAN JOSE
BMO FIELD - SATURDAY 4PM ET
TV: TSN


WHY SHOULD I WATCH THIS?
- It's the last TFC match for 20 days. We don't mean that to sound like a good thing.
- If the football is ugly, do the rumbles of Nelsen discontent in the stands turn into tremors?
- How many ex-Reds who play for SJE can return to hurt TFC?
- Gilberto? You know the question.
- Will Alan Gordon manage to injure TFC's remaining midfielders?
- Does George Best's sexy ghost travel with the Earthquakes?
- Will Ryan Nelsen refer to this match as a "cup final" as well?

MANUFACTURED DERBY NAME:
"The John Tenta Testimonial"

THE DUEL:
Gilberto vs. Steven Lenhart

WHO ARE YA?
Earthquake is solid competition but being from the west coast, we don't see enough Quake action to be honest. So, here is a video montage of our favourite Earthquake highlights...

 
VOCAL MINORITY PODCAST: #Mitsou
Do you find yourself saying "Man, I like this website and its 17% actual football content but man I wish it could be injected right into my headholes!" Well now you can man!

In this week's episode (Available Friday): Mark is back and re-designs Fulham's badge, Kristin still thinks Wiedeman is a thing and the table asks Duncan and Tony to stop talking about Mitsou and do some work. Also - Collin Samuel sure is a fatty!

Just click on the "Vocal Minority Podcast" icon on the right side of this site and get ready for the ride of your hour! And a bit more with the outtakes. FAGUNDEZ!

While you're pressing buttons, be sure to hit the link on the right that says Waking The Red. They are our comrades in podcasting and like to write good articles about stuff that TFC actually do. For some twisted reason. No SANCHEZ!

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