11. Stadium's "No Smoking" rules completely out the window for one afternoon
10. Proposed "safe standing" sections accelerated by random seat removal in away section
9. Inevitably poor BMO Field weather helps both sets of supporters ignore flying spit
8. They bring their own cheese!
7. High number of flares helps planes land at Toronto Island Airport
6. The GO Train ends up sounding like a classy, double-decker Orient Express
5. Much higher chance of seeing Mitsou
4. The haunting pre-match song "You'll Never Prov-alone"
3. BMO Field demolition costs plummet with assistance from visiting "volunteers"
2. Quebec/Ontario relations are strengthened as thousands of people join together in their mutual disdain for Vancouver Whitecaps
1. Bitchy Le Hawk